So this will be the last Lyric Variant™ of The Day posting. I thought I would just come out and give them all to you. The following is taken from an email sent by Shamisen Ben as per my request.

To: Shamisen Ben
From: mrvix

hey how you doin? So i have been keeping a blog to keep track of this post production madness. mrvix.posterous.com . I have heard this song so much that i found at one point , lyrics i believe you coined, "i can smell your brain" slip into my head during the chorus of the BG song. I remember you had some really brilliant variations on that line and i was wondering if you could email them to me. I feel the need to do some random posts with variations of these lyrics and most likely pulling a still image from behind the scenes stuff or actual shot footage. I know this has nothing to do with the edit but somehow it makes me feel better knowing i have the distraction of something to help with the maddening lyrics stuck in my head.

I will say this though, "can you feel my pain?"

From: Shamisen Ben
To: mrvix

By the way.. I am not being rude about the song.. just trying to brighten up your day.

'I can smell your brain.x2
It's makin' me mad'

I can feel your brain.

I can peel your brain.

I can clean you drain.

I can smell your drain.

I can see your stains.

I can't entertain.

I am quite insane.

I can oil your chain.

I can fly a plane.

I am very vain.

I am Michael Caine.
("You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.. etc..etc...")

I can steal cocaine.

I can drive a train.

I wish you'd just refrain!

No, please! NOT AGAIN!

I've just cut a vein.

These lyrics are so lame....( I mean mine.)

Vote for John McCain.

I've finished...Yey!.. Champagne!

Just for you:

"It's very inhumane.
You really should complain,
It's makin' you mad, man.
It's really quite mundane,
listening to the same..
fuckin' song, man!"

Don't bear it any longer X4
It's time to stand up X2
Time to Stand up and .......er.. I dunno... watch a movie, go to the shops, maybe have a stretch. Ooh! I know! Have a little chat with mum.. yeah; that sounds nice.......... Hello mum, How are you? ......really ....Oh; okay... righ...right... I call you back later then.... have a nice time.. bye bye .

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